Hey Mom,
I finally realized how easy it is to get an A in geometry! When I started asking questions other than "Can I use the bathroom?" and "What time's this class over?", my grades really started to improve! I actually know how to do my homework! A+ here I come!
Hey kid who sits next to me in math,
I've noticed your heavy breathing and the light sweat that you broke out in ten minutes ago, it's been a whole forty-five minutes and you haven't done any work, that must be how you explain the intense look of pain on your face (it's gotta be hard work to sit there and do absolutely nothing for *that* long!)
Hey Dude,
It'd be great if you'd come to the realization that just because your friend's at your locker doesn't mean that it's Wrestlemania. But, next time you show up and are pushing and shoving him into me, I will bust you over the head with a metal chair.
Hey Guy with the giant backpack,
As cool as it is carrying all your belongings in your bag, it'd be even cooler if you'd quit swinging the thing all around and nearly taking out every kid within five feet of you! Maybe you ought to invest in using this great new thing... it's called a locker.
Hey kid who sits next to me in math,
I've noticed your heavy breathing and the light sweat that you broke out in ten minutes ago, it's been a whole forty-five minutes and you haven't done any work, that must be how you explain the intense look of pain on your face (it's gotta be hard work to sit there and do absolutely nothing for *that* long!)
Hey Dude,
It'd be great if you'd come to the realization that just because your friend's at your locker doesn't mean that it's Wrestlemania. But, next time you show up and are pushing and shoving him into me, I will bust you over the head with a metal chair.
Hey Guy with the giant backpack,
As cool as it is carrying all your belongings in your bag, it'd be even cooler if you'd quit swinging the thing all around and nearly taking out every kid within five feet of you! Maybe you ought to invest in using this great new thing... it's called a locker.
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